Archive for the 'allergies' Category

Pollen and the Act of Living
April 27, 2007

Pollen
(n.)- The fertilizing element of flowering plants; Evil in powdered, yellow form. Noiseless killer of the innocent and undeserving. Destroyer of all outdoor activities, a restful nights sleep, social lives, and general glee.
(adj.) – Hateful, vile, odious. Ungodly, the opposite of all things pure and/or honorable; objectionable to the nth degree.
(v.) – Punch, pummel, [...]