Can Anyone Verify Chuck Norris’s Abillity to Count to Infinity…Twice

Everyone has heard them, most of them don’t make sense, but we laugh anyway, because they are funny. i mean, who wouldn’t laugh at
“Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.”
or
“Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.”

After the 40 or 50th time i heard the jokes, they started to become old and quite annoying, but if you don’t here them for awhile, they tend to be quite hysterical.
I know that Chuck Norris is a bad-ass, i mean, he was Walker, Texas Ranger, and the man was in Sidekicks. I’m aware that Chuck probably does have another fist hiding behind his beard. The question I pose is this: where did all these sayings come from?

If i had to take a guess, it would probably have been started by a bunch on pothead college kids who stumbled upon a Walker, Texas Ranger marathon on The Spike Channel on a Saturday afternoon, but hey, that’s just my opinion.
Seriously, i would like to know how you think Chuck Norris got thrown into this whole mess.

And with that, I leave you with this:

While filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

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